Quotes from the OC
Luke: New year's resolution: punch people less.
Ryan: I have the same one.
Seth: You guys really wouldn't hurt me. Because that would be so clich�d. (they pick him up) Oh, I guess you're fans of the clich�.
Marissa: Why won't you tell me where we're going? This is pretty far away.
Seth: Oh, wow. Complaining. That's very interesting considering nobody invited you.
Marissa: Before I came along you were on a skateboard.
Seth: Dude. You're a Cohen now. Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.
Ryan: Ever since your parents took me in they've been, like, paying for everything. I can't keep taking their money.
Seth: They're parents. They work for us.
Seth: God! Dad, those eyebrows are out of control.
Sandy: It's a sign of power, you know.
Seth: Well, then you must be the most powerful man in the world.
Sandy: Well, brace yourself, son. It's genetic.
Kirsten: (after walking in on Ryan and Marissa making out) Sorry. It never happened with Seth.
Seth: Oh I get it. I'm just here for the comic relief.
Sandy: You don't feel warm.
Seth: How about cold and clammy?
Ryan: Maybe you've got the Summer flu.
Seth: Yeah, it's November, but it's possible.
Ryan: Maybe you need some Anna-biotics
Seth: I'm not afraid of Summer and Anna, alright?.. Well, I'm not afraid of Anna.
Luke: Maybe I can just blow the whole thing off... go hit the beach, give everybody time to get it out of their systems.
Ryan: It doesn't work like that. It's been months and I'm still the kid from Chino that burned a house down.
Marissa: And I'm still the girl who tried to kill herself in Mexico.
Seth: And I'm still the... I'm still Seth Cohen.
Sandy: You did musicals? I did a musical or two myself, in college.
Kirsten: Oh, someone please stop him before he starts singing "Grease Lightning."
Seth: Do it, Dad! Travolta's your bitch!
Jimmy: My oasis is being violated. My happy place is very unhappy right now.
Seth: Right on. I'm hoping for a little Natalie Portman, Keira Knightley, maybe Kate Bosworth myself- (Summer smacks him) Ow! What? It's okay for you to pine over Legolas?
Summer: Yeah, he's an Elf. He saved Middle-Earth. That is a huge part of European history.
Seth: I told you, we make a good team. I'm the brains, you're the brawn.
Marissa: How come you're the brains? I talked us back into the club.
Seth: I'm sorry. I'm the brains.
Ryan: You can be the beauty.
Seth: That's exactly right. You're the beauty, he's the brawn, I'm the brains. Perfect.
Summer: Great. And what am I Cohen?
Seth: Uh... The boobs? (She hits him) The bitch?
Summer: Okay, I'll take the boobs.
Marissa: See, I think I should be the brains.
Ryan: No. Seth's the brains.
Marissa: Well, you're clearly not the beauty.
Ryan: Yeah, and now someone's the bitch.
Sandy: So how was everything at home?
Ryan: You tell me. I was in Chino.
Sandy: I like to anticipate the worst at all times. It's a Cohen family trait
Summer: How can you live like this? Your t-shirts are touching your sweaters.
Kirsten: My dad is marrying Julie Cooper. Julie Cooper is my step-mom.
Sandy: Maybe we'll get you another bottle.
Kirsten: "This is an unholy alliance! This is two storm fronts colliding! This is the apocalypse for us all."
Summer: You have to find the stud.
Seth: You mean like you did, Summer?
Summer: Just get me the stud finder?
Seth: Oh Summer. I think you are the stud finder.
Summer: You see this hammer in my hand?
Seth: Yeah, I'm gonna find that stud finder. What does it look like?
Summer: And the level.
Seth: What is a level?
Summer: Don't you know what a level is?
Seth: Yeah, it's something that you advance to in a video game.
Summer: That's funny. The tool doesn't know about tools.
Theresa: I can't impose on Seth's parents forever.
Seth: Sure you can. I intend to.
Julie: Just one little stripper. Who never hurt anyone. Who's just trying to make his way in the world... naked.
Jimmy: Hey, your mom has to wake up every morning and be Julie Cooper. That is punishment enough.
Kirsten: Denial is a very effective coping mechanism.
Julie: Don't get smart with me. You don't have the equipment.
