My Favorite Tv Quotes
"Sometimes when I'm alone, I just like to cuddle."
--Fez from That 70's Show
"We have the security of knowing we can never fail because we never try."-- Al Bundy
"Where zen ends, @$$ kicking begins."
-- Hyde from That 70's Show
"I won't love anyone I'm not legally required to."
--Red Foreman, That 70's Show
"Everybody's doing something, we'll do nothing!"
--George Costanza
"Oh, I wish I could, but I really don't want to."
--Phoebe on Friends
"I'm going to do the flaky biscuit and sit in the lawn chair."-- Loius form Even Stevens
"There is nothing wrong with you, that changing completely can't fix."-- woman in grocery store to Bob on That 70's Show
"Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves."--Homer Simpson
"Don't worry, I don't have low self-esteem, you misunderstood. I have low esteem for everyone else."--Daria
"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." --Marge Simpson
"Oh my God, I'm my father! I've been trying so hard not to be my mother that I didn't see this coming." -- Rachel from Friends
"Son, you don't have bad luck. Bad things happen to you because you're a dumb@$$." -- Red on That 70's Show
"If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through."-- Blackadder
Ludwig: You find yourself amusing, Blackadder.
Blackadder: I try not to fly in the face of public opinion.
"Run away from the hills! If you see hills, run the other way!" -- Blackadder
Chris sent in this That 70's Show quote:
Leo:i gotta leave man. ill talk to ya later.
Hyde: So, Uh, you want me to lock up for ya?
Leo:(pause)...WOAH MAN! THATS A GOOD IDEA! where do you come up with these ideas?
Hyde:its a gift Leo man. yu never know you might be working for me someday.
Leo: REALLY? THAT WOULD BE COOL!
